I do words.
Mainly typed words.
I have typed words for newspapers, websites, games, advertising campaigns - I've pretended to be megalomaniacal polydactyl cats, butter gods, butterflies, chickens, barnacles and, for a while, did a passable impression of an award-nominated journalist for the Guardian.
Basically, I can do all kinds of writing that anyone wants me to do.
For the last ten years or more I have also typed words for my blog
, though I admit I haven't written nearly enough of those since giving birth to a tiny human at the beginning of this year.